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Fatal Fantasy II - You go on a suicide quest where you know you stand no chance.

Mafia and the Police HQ of Doom - You're the Mafia, and you have to outsmart the police. Really easy game.

Mafia 2: Rise of the Underlords - Better watch out. When you think you're the top underlord boss, think again. Take over the city in the fun sequ the gallons for you, except there's not that annoying side effect called death.

Legend of the Mystical Meatloaf - Go on a quest looking for the Mystical Meatloaf which grants you a slice of it's awesome self.

Chrono Chigger - Experience the ultimate in originality as a lonely chigger leaves his nest and comes back with a machine that allows him to transverse between time periods.

The Lying King - This should be called "Presidential Campaign". When you're elected, you are expected to fufill all your campaign promises. Ha.

Donkey Pong Country - This is the only game where Donkey Pong actually stars in. After this game, he loses and the grand Pong torch is passed onto his nephew.

Donkey Pong Country 2: Siddy's Pong Quest - Even though you kicked Donkey's ass, you're gonna get your ass kicked in this game by your sidekick. Ironic, you were also Donkey's side kick.

Donkey Pong Country 3: Vixie Pong's Double Trouble - Being part of the Pong family, it is only traditional that you kick your partner's ass and take over. Maybe your new partner, Kuddy, will take over.

The Legend of Bigfoot: A Step Towards the Future - Bigfoot is blown into the future, and only you can help him survive. Over 10 minutes of gameplay.

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Numbtendo 64 - Experience the latest in technology. It's so real that it comes with life insurance.

Goldentooth 666 - You're a secret agent miner with an itching for gold diggin'!

Bangda-Kazooie - Ho-hum......self explanatory.

Starbucks 64 - Take over the world as the Starbucks founder in this easy sim. If you succeed, the world may never sleep again.

Maddened 64 - Kill your oppenents in football. The whole game plays in in monochrome - red.

San Fransico Slush - This game is so real that you'll actually be able to exceed speeds of 20 MPH on California's highways.

Blast Corpse - Resurrected from the dead, formally you were a construction worker. Seek your revenge by destroying buildings and becoming a bomb freak.

Siddy Pong Racing - You're ticked that your girl kicked your ass, so you take up go-kart racing.

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Fetal Fantasy VII - And you thought the heroes were young in all the FF games. Your first objective is to escape from your mother's womb before she abortions you.

Jet Murder 2 - Perfect for parties. Don't like who's in first place? Fire a scud missile at em and show em whose boss. Your Death Ski also comes with side rotator blades for close encounters.

Space Wars: Masters of Teriyaki - Enjoy eating teriyaki in space. It's a fight to see who can die first of overeating.

Transylvania: Symphony of New York - Your uncle, Count Dracula punishes you by listenting to this. Horror if you're young, which you are in this game.

Felon 187 - Make sure to kill the guards on your way out of Alcatraz.

L.A. Raider - Renegade football players go on a quest to look for artifacts and relics that don't exist.

Artcraft II: The Dark Blending - Become an art expert by matching colors according to your sample. Mess up and a whole bunch of deadly monsters will hack you to pieces.

Last updated:4/24

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